… ’cause I didn’t get new turd. I got neutered! And just in case you’re not a feisty little male Leonberger like I am, I’m hear to tell ya they ain’t the same thing, nosiree!

I’m recovering nicely, but I can’t believe Mom did this to me. Even worse, I can’t believe Dad let her get away with it being another male and all.

Anyway, I did get my stitches out and my fur is slowly growing on the top of my noggin’ so it’s not all bad around here. Wonder if I can grow a new set of testicles?

Oh… and I officially weigh 83 pounds!